Booze, bait, bleary eyes? It must be the Potts Print (UK) Christmas party!
Mr Tracy: “How many Jedi’s does it take to change a light bulb?”
Mr Kenobi: “None. We prefer it a little on the dark side.”
Batman and Robin are camping in the desert. They set up their tent and go to sleep. Some hours later, Batman wakes his faithful friend. “Robin, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.”
Robin replies, ” I see millions of stars.”
“What does that tell you?” asks Batman.
Robin ponders for a minute.
“Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Chronologically, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, it’s evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you, Batman?”
“Robin, someone has stolen our tent.”
A snowman walks into a bar.
The bartender says “Hey, you can’t come in here.”
The snowman says, “Why not? I’m an ice guy.”
Leading sociologists now believe that Santa Claus is actually a woman. Why? Because there’s never an explanation as to why you’ve ended up on the naughty list: If you have to ask, maybe that’s the problem!
Mr Tutankhamen: “Why are pirates called pirates?”
Mr Sparrow: “They just ARRRRRRRRRR.”
The Greek economy is so bad, the currency is no longer the euro. It’s the gyro.
Mr Wally: “Why are dalmatians no good at hide and seek?”
Ms De Ville: “They’re always spotted.”
Eat, drink, and be Mary!
Happy Monday 😉
Corporate Communications Manager
Potts Print (UK)